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s12e16 · 2015-02-20
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Two and a Half Men
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Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in front of the house and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son, Jake come to stay with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbour Rose. who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. (Source of banner: TheTVDB.com)
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24 this season · 262 totals09e01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1) 2011-09-20 01:00
s09e02 People Who Love Peepholes (2) 2011-09-27 01:00
People Who Love Peepholes (2)
Walden moves into Charlie's Malibu home as the new owner and Alan leaves, moving in temporarily with his mother. Walden is determined to get back with his wife and he takes Alan along for help.
s09e03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 2011-10-04 01:00
s09e04 Nine Magic Fingers 2011-10-11 01:00
s09e05 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 2011-10-18 01:00
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
When Alan catches a late night movie featuring a nude Lyndsey, he confronts her about secrets and stupidly reveals secrets from his own past. Walden feels sorry for him and throws him a party with lots of girls in bikinis.
s09e06 The Squat and The Hover 2011-10-25 01:00
s09e07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 2011-11-01 01:00
s09e08 Thank You For The Intercourse 2011-11-08 02:00
Thank You For The Intercourse
When Walden sells Charlie's piano, Alan goes off the deep end and starts channeling his inner Charlie.
s09e09 Frodo’s Headshots 2011-11-15 02:00
Frodo’s Headshots
Alan returns from the nuthouse to find his life has descended into chaos.
s09e10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 2011-11-22 02:00
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden dates a British woman he met at the supermarket but struggles with his post-divorce feelings.
s09e11 What a Lovely Landing Strip 2011-12-06 02:00
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Walden has finally moved on from Bridget and is pulling out all the stops to impress his new girlfriend Zoey, when Bridget decides she wants to come back.
s09e12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 2011-12-13 02:00
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden is looking forward to spending Christmas with his mother and meeting Zoey's parents. However, his mother's visit triggers memories of his early childhood and his reaction is less than merry.
s09e13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 2012-01-03 02:00
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden is shocked when his mother and ex-wife team up to take over his company, for his own good. Walden seeks advice from Zoey and decides to ask Alan for help, but Bridget and Robin see Alan as a weak link and go after him.
s09e14 A Possum on Chemo 2012-01-17 02:00
s09e15 The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack 2012-02-07 02:00
The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
Zoey proves reluctant to discuss her and Walden's love life, so he tries some of Berta's special brownies as an icebreaker.
s09e16 Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy 2012-02-14 02:00
Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy
A storm that strands the two couples inside leads to fussin' and feudin' between Lyndsey and Zoey on Valentine's Day.
s09e17 Not In My Mouth 2012-02-21 02:00
Not In My Mouth
A perceived crisis causes Walden to utter the "L" word, and he is distraught when Zoey does not reciprocate. Lyndsey's drinking causes Alan some concern.
s09e18 The War Against Gingivitis 2012-02-28 02:00
s09e19 Palmdale, Ech 2012-03-20 01:00
s09e20 Grandma's Pie 2012-04-10 01:00
Grandma's Pie
Walden is between a rock and a hard place when he tries to convince Zoey that his new business venture with his ex-wife is just business. Alan and Lyndsey try to make sense of the sudden friendship between their mothers.
s09e21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 2012-04-17 01:00
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Walden asks Zoey and Ava to move in with him and discovers a whole new set of challenges. Alan moves back in with Lyndsey and also encounters new challenges, challenges that might literally kill him.
s09e22 Why We Gave Up Women 2012-05-01 01:00
s09e23 The Straw In My Donut Hole 2012-05-08 01:00
The Straw In My Donut Hole
After returning from the hospital, Alan is surprised by the outpouring of love being showered upon him by friends and family. Zoey, however, has her suspicions.
s09e24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 2012-05-15 01:00
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake graduates, and must decide what to do with his life. His decision surprises everyone.