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Two and a Half Men

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What it is

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in front of the house and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son, Jake come to stay with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbour Rose. who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. (Source of banner: TheTVDB.com)

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s12e16 · 2015-02-20

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24 this season · 262 total
s01e01 Pilot 2003-09-23 01:00

Pilot

s01e01 · 2003-09-23 · 01:00

Charlie's life gets a little more complicated when his brother, Alan, and son, Jake, move in with him after his wife confesses her lesbian lifestyle and throws him out of the house. Alan later leaves after finding his son playing poker and moves in with his mother, Evelyn. Charlie realizes how lonely it is without them and invites them back.

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s01e02 Big Flappy Bastards 2003-09-30 01:00

Big Flappy Bastards

s01e02 · 2003-09-30 · 01:00

Charlie finds it hard to enforce the rules Alan has set out for his son. After Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, Charlie gets very upset. Jake tries to get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores and errands for Judith, trying to get them back together. After one of his tasks, she kisses him, leading him to believe that things will be back to normal.

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s01e03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 2003-10-07 01:00

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

s01e03 · 2003-10-07 · 01:00

After a trip to Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to Judith's house so she can take care of him. Alan gets saddened over this because he is losing his wife and son. Charlie takes him to a bar, and after drinking, they end up at their mother's house trying to tell her what they think of her, but not successful in the process.

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s01e04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap 2003-10-14 01:00

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

s01e04 · 2003-10-14 · 01:00

Berta, the housekeeper, quits after experiencing Alan's demanding ways. Alan decides he could be the housekeeper, but does not work. Alan decides to hunt her down and bring her back, leaving Charlie to get ready for dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to date other guys, both tasks become harder than expected.

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s01e05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump 2003-10-21 01:00

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

s01e05 · 2003-10-21 · 01:00

After a trip to Las Vegas Charlie decides to go to Jake's soccer game like he promised. There, he meets a soccer mom and they hit it off. Alan goes to a meeting with some soccer moms about creating a newsletter, but does not realize they have other plans for the night.

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s01e06 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 2003-10-28 02:00

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

s01e06 · 2003-10-28 · 02:00

Charlie gets in over his head after he tells Jake to avoid certain calls he doesn't want which creates a dinner plan for Charlie and his mother. When Charlie meets her new boyfriend's daughter, he realizes it is one of the people he is trying to avoid.

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s01e07 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 2003-11-04 02:00

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

s01e07 · 2003-11-04 · 02:00

For a class assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of one of Charlie's surfer friends, which in turn, worries his mother. Alan then starts to get worried about Judith when she becomes friends with the surfer girl.

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s01e08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 2003-11-11 02:00

Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

s01e08 · 2003-11-11 · 02:00

Alan tricks Charlie in leading Jake and his classmates in the music show along with Alan and Judith.

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s01e09 Phase One, Complete 2003-11-18 02:00

Phase One, Complete

s01e09 · 2003-11-18 · 02:00

Jake befriends one of Charlie's one-night stands, which Charlie does not like as it furthers the relationship that Charlie does not want to continue.

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s01e10 Merry Thanksgiving 2003-11-25 02:00

Merry Thanksgiving

s01e10 · 2003-11-25 · 02:00

To try and prove to his girlfriend that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner at his house.

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s01e11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 2003-12-16 02:00

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

s01e11 · 2003-12-16 · 02:00

After bumping into Judith and her new boyfriend at the movies, Alan decides to change his look to try and get back into the dating scene, and to impress his son.

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s01e12 Camel Filters + Pheromones 2004-01-06 02:00

Camel Filters + Pheromones

s01e12 · 2004-01-06 · 02:00

Berta becomes forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work for a day. The boys like this because they get very preoccupied with her.

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s01e13 Sarah Like Puny Alan 2004-01-13 02:00

Sarah Like Puny Alan

s01e13 · 2004-01-13 · 02:00

Charlie gets a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister and needs to take Alan along. The trouble is, Alan got sick from Jake so Charlie takes him to a steam room to heal him. It works for Alan, but Charlie becomes ill, but won't cancel the date at any cost.

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s01e14 I Can't Afford Hyenas 2004-02-03 02:00

I Can't Afford Hyenas

s01e14 · 2004-02-03 · 02:00

Charlie's accountant Stan tries to explain Charlie's financial problems to him.

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s01e15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) 2004-02-10 02:00

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)

s01e15 · 2004-02-10 · 02:00

Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Franky against Alan's constant arguments about the woman.

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s01e16 That Was Saliva, Alan (2) 2004-02-17 02:00

That Was Saliva, Alan (2)

s01e16 · 2004-02-17 · 02:00

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why both her and her daughter are on the run, and Frankie's daughter gets a crush on Jake.

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s01e17 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats 2004-02-24 02:00

Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

s01e17 · 2004-02-24 · 02:00

Charlie gets offended after Alan chooses harebrained cousins as Jake's legal guardians in the event of his death.

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s01e18 An Old Flame With a New Wick 2004-03-02 02:00

An Old Flame With a New Wick

s01e18 · 2004-03-02 · 02:00

Charlie is stunned to find out that one of his ex-girlfriends had a sex change operation.

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s01e19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 2004-03-23 02:00

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

s01e19 · 2004-03-23 · 02:00

At Jake's birthday party Judith's sister Liz hits on Alan while Evelyn prefers to drink alcohol than eat cake.

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s01e20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 2004-04-20 01:00

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

s01e20 · 2004-04-20 · 01:00

When Jake starts playing guitar non-stop, Judith thinks it is because he is having a hard time dealing with the divorce. She suggests that he sees a therapist, which Alan does not agree with at the beginning, but agrees later on.

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s01e21 No Sniffing, No Wowing 2004-05-04 01:00

No Sniffing, No Wowing

s01e21 · 2004-05-04 · 01:00

Charlie puts Alan's divorce settlement into jeopardy when he sleeps with his attorney, Laura.

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s01e22 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet 2004-05-11 01:00

My Doctor has a Cow Puppet

s01e22 · 2004-05-11 · 01:00

Charlie tries to cure Alan of his recent sleepwalking adventures; Jake goes and sees a therapist.

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s01e23 Just Like Buffalo 2004-05-18 01:00

Just Like Buffalo

s01e23 · 2004-05-18 · 01:00

Charlie uses his silver tongue on Judith's support group to convince Judith into letting Jake still spend weekends at his place.

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s01e24 Can You Feel My Finger? 2004-05-25 01:00

Can You Feel My Finger?

s01e24 · 2004-05-25 · 01:00

Charlie heads to the doctor for a vasectomy after a recent pregnancy scare.

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