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s12e16 · 2015-02-20
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Two and a Half Men
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Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in front of the house and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son, Jake come to stay with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbour Rose. who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. (Source of banner: TheTVDB.com)
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19 this season · 262 totals05e01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 2007-09-25 01:00
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Charlie and Alan try to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but end up doing more harm than good.
s05e02 Media Room Slash Dungeon 2007-10-02 01:00
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Both Charlie and Alan have odd reactions to their respective nights -- Charlie spends an evening with his mother and Alan is given a weird response after having sex with his date.
s05e03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 2007-10-09 01:00
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
After going out with too many bimbos, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
s05e04 City of Great Racks 2007-10-16 01:00
City of Great Racks
Charlie nearly consummates his relationship with Linda, but when he sees Rose's face everywhere, he's unable to.
s05e05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 2007-10-23 01:00
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Alan discovers that Charlie hasn't had a paid gig for months and finds way to cut back on the expenses and earn a bit of extra cash. Charlie meets Linda's son and ends up spending a day with him.
s05e06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail 2007-10-30 01:00
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie is annoyed when his girlfriend is embarassed to be around him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to go to a concert despite Alan forbidding him to do so.
s05e07 The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room 2007-11-06 02:00
The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
Charlie and Alan fight over Alan's place in the household, leading Alan and Jake to move in to Evelyn's.
s05e08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 2007-11-13 02:00
s05e09 Tight's Good 2007-11-20 02:00
Tight's Good
Teddy's daughter proves to be an irresistible temptation for Charlie.
s05e10 Kinda Like Necrophilia 2007-11-27 02:00
s05e11 Meander To Your Dander 2008-03-18 01:00
Meander To Your Dander
Charlie teaches Alan the finer points on breaking up with a female.
s05e12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 2008-03-25 01:00
s05e13 The Soil is Moist 2008-04-01 01:00
The Soil is Moist
Alan goes on a date with an old friend of Judith's, who spends the night gossiping about Judith's past sex life.
s05e14 Winky-Dink Time 2008-04-15 01:00
Winky-Dink Time
As Charlie and Jake set up a double date, Charlie arranges for Alan to accompany a prostitute on his date.
s05e15 Rough Night in Hump Junction 2008-04-22 01:00
s05e16 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 2008-04-29 01:00
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan works to plan Evelyn's wedding. Meanwhile, Charlie has a fling with his future step-sister.
s05e17 Fish in a Drawer 2008-05-06 01:00
Fish in a Drawer
Evelyn and Teddy tie the knot but a shocking event requires the services of local police detectives.