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s02e13 · 2015-04-15
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Sirens
USA Network Scripted
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From the distinct comedic point of view of Denis Leary and Bob Fisher, Sirens follows three of Chicago's best EMTs whose sometimes silly, self-righteous and even self-destructive personalities make them unqualified for sustaining relationships, friendships and most occupations. They are, however, uniquely qualified for saving anyone who winds up in their ambulance. Johnny is a good-looking, sports-loving, Chicago EMT working with his best friend Hank. Brian is a wide-eyed and excitable new EMT who still lives with his parents. Theresa, a smart female cop with the Chicago PD still loves her ex Johnny, but ultimately has to move on when he wouldn't commit.
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13 this season · 23 totals02e01 Superdick 2015-01-28 03:00
Superdick
When the guys save a landlord with a nut allergy, Johnny finds the perfect apartment to share with Theresa, and his relationship with her enters a new 'territory.' Meanwhile, Brian tries to understand the terms of his platonic love affair with Voodoo, Billy starts dating Theresa's sister, and Hank has to wonder if he's looking for love in the right places.
s02e02 Johnny Nightingale 2015-01-28 03:30
Johnny Nightingale
The murky relationship between the caregiver and the cared-for is exposed when Johnny encounters an overly grateful patient and Brian agrees to escort an injured young woman to her prom.
s02e03 Briandipity 2015-02-04 03:00
Briandipity
The guys explore ideas of fate and serendipity after several random but fortuitous events, and Johnny gets bent out of shape when he discovers that Theresa doesn't think it was 'destiny' that they met.
s02e04 Transcendual 2015-02-04 03:30
Transcendual
After the guys treat an overly ambitious gym rat, Johnny and Hank are pumped when they get free passes at a health club loaded with attractive people. Meanwhile, Voodoo tests the limits of Brian's ability to remain in a sexless relationship.
s02e05 All the Single Ladies 2015-02-11 03:00
All the Single Ladies
Johnny and Hank's worst nightmares are realized when they are forced to ride along on Brian's first nightshift.
s02e06 Screw the One Percent 2015-02-25 03:00
Screw the One Percent
Johnny has to deal with his prejudice against 'rich white guys' when Hank starts dating Johnny's wealthy landlord. Meanwhile, Billy helps Brian work through his heartbreak after Voodoo starts seeing a guy she met on an asexual message board.
s02e07 Let Pythons Be Pythons 2015-03-04 03:00
Let Pythons Be Pythons
The guys confront chaos when a car crash at a firehouse releases an unusual passenger. Meanwhile, Billy deals with a different sort of chaos when he accompanies Theresa and Maeve to a sample sale.
s02e08 Hypocritical Oath 2015-03-11 02:00
Hypocritical Oath
The guys save a mobster; Brian wants to make changes to the rig; Hank wonders who may been the worst person he's helped; and Hank looks for his old neighborhood pony.
s02e09 Charbroiled 2015-03-18 02:00
Charbroiled
A drunken brawl between Cubs and Sox fans reverberates at a family barbecue where petty disputes play out over a new gas grill and a big punch bowl full of Hurricanes.
s02e10 Balls 2015-03-25 02:00
Balls
Things get mixed up when Johnny, Theresa, Billy, and Maeve start playing tennis together. Later, Cash helps Hank shop for his mom's birthday, while Brian subs in for him riding along with Voodoo and Stats.
s02e11 Six Feet Over/Under 2015-04-01 02:00
Six Feet Over/Under
When Johnny's dad goes into a coma, Johnny's mom deals with her grief by placing bets on the time of her ex-husband's death and Johnny handles his own grief by trying to pay off an old debt. Meanwhile the guys can't get an unfortunate song out of their heads.
s02e12 No Love 2015-04-08 02:00
No Love
After Johnny sees how much respect Theresa gets on the job, he gets the guys to revive an old program in order to get a little respect for EMTs.
s02e13 Sub-Primal Fears 2015-04-15 02:00
Sub-Primal Fears
After the guys treat a man (Wayne Knight) with a deep fear of hospitals, Brian confronts his own fear of moving out. Meanwhile, Johnny has a fear realized when Billy temporarily moves in with him and Theresa.