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Roseanne

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What it is

A groundbreaking American television sitcom, following the fortunes of the down-to-earth, blue collar Conner family in the small town of Lanford, Illinois.

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Knee Deep

s10e09 · 2018-05-23

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25 this season · 231 total
s08e01 Shower the People You Love with Stuff 1995-09-19 16:00

Shower the People You Love with Stuff

s08e01 · 1995-09-19 · 16:00

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

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s08e02 Let Them Eat Junk 1995-09-26 16:00

Let Them Eat Junk

s08e02 · 1995-09-26 · 16:00

Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick.

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s08e03 Roseanne in the Hood 1995-10-17 16:00

Roseanne in the Hood

s08e03 · 1995-10-17 · 16:00

Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box.

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s08e04 The Last Date 1995-10-24 16:00

The Last Date

s08e04 · 1995-10-24 · 16:00

The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a 'last hurrah' before the baby is born.

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s08e05 Halloween: the Final Chapter 1995-10-31 17:00

Halloween: the Final Chapter

s08e05 · 1995-10-31 · 17:00

Roseanne reigns as 'Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls' on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from 'The Dead' portends an unexpected event: she's in labour.

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s08e06 The Fifties Show 1995-11-07 17:00

The Fifties Show

s08e06 · 1995-11-07 · 17:00

The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy hausfrau, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over 'the Anderson account,' and Jackie's the wacky neighbor.

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s08e07 The Getaway, Almost 1995-11-14 17:00

The Getaway, Almost

s08e07 · 1995-11-14 · 17:00

Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.

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s08e08 The Last Thursday in November 1995-11-21 17:00

The Last Thursday in November

s08e08 · 1995-11-21 · 17:00

When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners.

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s08e09 Of Mice and Dan 1995-11-28 17:00

Of Mice and Dan

s08e09 · 1995-11-28 · 17:00

With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.

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s08e10 Direct to Video 1995-12-05 17:00

Direct to Video

s08e10 · 1995-12-05 · 17:00

While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book; and Mark cooks dinner for the Conner clan.

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s08e11 December Bride 1995-12-12 17:00

December Bride

s08e11 · 1995-12-12 · 17:00

Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.

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s08e12 The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract 1996-01-02 17:00

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

s08e12 · 1996-01-02 · 17:00

Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.

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s08e13 The White Sheep of the Family 1996-01-09 17:00

The White Sheep of the Family

s08e13 · 1996-01-09 · 17:00

D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impress a girl who plays tuba in the school band. Meanwhile, Darlene alienates everyone by mentioning that she has turned down a $500/week job in advertising, an entry level position that would pay her more than both her parents earn.

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s08e14 Becky Howser, M.D. 1996-01-16 17:00

Becky Howser, M.D.

s08e14 · 1996-01-16 · 17:00

Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage.

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s08e15 Out of the Past 1996-02-06 17:00

Out of the Past

s08e15 · 1996-02-06 · 17:00

While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.

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s08e16 Construction Junction 1996-02-13 17:00

Construction Junction

s08e16 · 1996-02-13 · 17:00

Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the Internet and becomes addicted.

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s08e17 We're Going to Disney World (1) 1996-02-20 17:00

We're Going to Disney World (1)

s08e17 · 1996-02-20 · 17:00

The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.

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s08e18 Disney World War II (2) 1996-02-27 17:00

Disney World War II (2)

s08e18 · 1996-02-27 · 17:00

Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.

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s08e19 Springtime for David 1996-03-12 17:00

Springtime for David

s08e19 · 1996-03-12 · 17:00

David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as 'the happiest place in Illinois,' where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.

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s08e20 Another Mouth to Shut Up 1996-03-26 17:00

Another Mouth to Shut Up

s08e20 · 1996-03-26 · 17:00

Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day.

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s08e21 Morning Becomes Obnoxious 1996-04-09 16:00

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

s08e21 · 1996-04-09 · 16:00

After an improptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to 'Wake Up Chicago' on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and 'opinionated blue-collar outlook' -- and with Jackie as her manager.

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s08e22 Ballroom Blitz 1996-04-30 16:00

Ballroom Blitz

s08e22 · 1996-04-30 · 16:00

Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.

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s08e23 The Wedding 1996-05-07 16:00

The Wedding

s08e23 · 1996-05-07 · 16:00

Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.

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s08e24 Heart & Soul 1996-05-14 16:00

Heart & Soul

s08e24 · 1996-05-14 · 16:00

Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.

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s08e25 Fights and Stuff 1996-05-21 16:00

Fights and Stuff

s08e25 · 1996-05-21 · 16:00

Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle.

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