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Melissa & Joey

ABC Family Scripted 4.3/5 · 61 votes

What it is

"Melissa & Joey," a half-hour multi-cam comedy with Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence executive producing and starring, finds Hart portraying Mel, the grown-up former wild child of a political family who is now a local politician herself. When her sister ends up in prison and brother-in-law flees after a scandal hits, Mel must take responsibility for her teenaged niece Lennox and pre-adolescent nephew Ryder. Spread too thin to manage by herself, help comes in the unlikely form of Joe (Lawrence) who, desperate for a job, moves in and becomes the family's "manny." David Kendall & Bob Young are executive producers and writers; Paula Hart also serves as executive producer.

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Double Happiness

s04e22 · 2015-08-06

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38 this season · 105 total
s03e01 Works for Me 2013-05-30 00:00

Works for Me

s03e01 · 2013-05-30 · 00:00

Mel tries to convince Joe of his importance to her and the family after she learns that he has been looking for another job.

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s03e02 Toxic Parents 2013-06-06 00:00

Toxic Parents

s03e02 · 2013-06-06 · 00:00

Melissa and Joe are both happy in their new relationships, until they discover they are dating a divorced couple. Soon, they are fighting over custody of the ex-couple's son. Meanwhile, Lennox decides to get a tattoo after her boyfriend Zander forbids her. And Ryder is surprised to find he actually misses school.

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s03e03 Inside Job 2013-06-13 00:00

Inside Job

s03e03 · 2013-06-13 · 00:00

Joe paints Mel into a corner, forcing her to get him a job at City Hall with fellow City Council member Paul. Once there, Joe gets wrapped up in another potential financial scandal, leading to all sorts of headaches for Mel. Meanwhile, Lennox is torn between her boyfriend Zander and her hot co-star in the school play, Archer.

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s03e04 Can't Hardly Wait 2013-06-13 00:30

Can't Hardly Wait

s03e04 · 2013-06-13 · 00:30

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s03e05 Oh Brother 2013-06-20 00:00

Oh Brother

s03e05 · 2013-06-20 · 00:00

Mel's childhood friend, Austin, moves back to Toledo, and he and Mel quickly take their old friendship to a new level. But Joe starts to think that Mel and Austin may in fact be related, and schemes to break them up. Meanwhile, enterprising Lennox sells ads on her blog to earn extra money, but is horrified to discover her first sponsor may participate in unfair labor practices.

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s03e06 The Truth Hurts 2013-06-27 00:00

The Truth Hurts

s03e06 · 2013-06-27 · 00:00

Joe accidentally injures Mel's boyfriend, Austin (guest star Trevor Donovan), during a competitive game of pool. Mel accuses Joe of doing it on purpose to ruin her romantic weekend getaway. Meanwhile, Joe invites a nerdy kid to join Ryder in his home school studies, and Lennox takes to psychoanalyzing everyone in the house.

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s03e07 The Unkindest Cut 2013-07-11 00:00

The Unkindest Cut

s03e07 · 2013-07-11 · 00:00

Mel is taken aback when she finds out that Austin may not share her vision of their future and is resolute in his belief he never wants children. Trying to convince Mel not to give up on her dream of a family, Joe introduces her to the neighbor's baby. Meanwhile, Joe's new girlfriend is only interested in a physical connection, which leaves him confused and wanting more in the relationship. And, Lennox can't motivate herself to write her college entrance paper, so she hires Ryder to be her full time babysitter until she does.

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s03e08 The Unfriending 2013-07-18 00:00

The Unfriending

s03e08 · 2013-07-18 · 00:00

After Joe convinces Mel to dump her needy friend Anita, he secretly starts dating her. Meanwhile, Lennox gets super competitive and becomes determined to beat Zander's test scores. And Ryder is bummed when all of his friends delete him from their social media sites.

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s03e09 Something Happened 2013-07-25 00:00

Something Happened

s03e09 · 2013-07-25 · 00:00

Mel desperately wants to be the cool aunt after she discovers that Lennox has taken her relationship with Zander to the next level. But Joe just wants to kill Zander.

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s03e10 Good Morning Toledo 2013-08-01 00:00

Good Morning Toledo

s03e10 · 2013-08-01 · 00:00

Mel and Joe are invited to co-host a week of “Good Morning Toledo” which Mel thinks will help her earn voters. Their constant bickering on air garners rave reviews with the audience and they’re an instant hit. But when the secret to their popularity turns out to be talking a little too personally about Lennox and Ryder, they have to decide if fame or family is more important.

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s03e11 Fast Times 2013-08-08 00:00

Fast Times

s03e11 · 2013-08-08 · 00:00

When his apartment needs to undergo emergency renovations, Mel invites her new boyfriend, Noah, to temporarily move in with her, accelerating their relationship. When she starts to change her personality, Joe questions whether Mel is allowing Noah to know the "real" Mel Burke. Meanwhile, Lennox gets her dream internship at the local newspaper, but has a hard time actually waking up to get to work.

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s03e12 Bad Influence 2013-08-15 00:00

Bad Influence

s03e12 · 2013-08-15 · 00:00

When Joe and Ryder sell Mel's old belongings, they inadvertently sell a very personal item of hers. Desperate to reclaim her property, Mel and Joe turn to crime to get it back. Meanwhile, Lennox's new pen pal is eager to meet her in person, after his release from prison.

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s03e13 Teach Your Children 2013-08-22 00:00

Teach Your Children

s03e13 · 2013-08-22 · 00:00

Joe works out an alternative payment plan when he begins dating the mom (Krista Allen) of one of his students, which unintentionally earns him a reputation among the other mothers in the neighborhood as a tutor-prostitute.

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s03e14 What Happens in Jersey... (1) 2013-08-29 00:00

What Happens in Jersey... (1)

s03e14 · 2013-08-29 · 00:00

In failing health, Joe's grandmother Sofia begs him to come visit her one last time for her birthday, and to bring his beautiful wife Tiffany along. Since Joe never got around to telling "Nona" he and Tiffany got divorced, he's forced to beg Mel to pretend to be his trampy ex. Soon, Joe and Mel are on the road to Jersey with Lennox and Ryder tagging along. Once there, they meet Joe's colorful mother Gloria, his sister Theresa and the formidable Sofia. Sensing something is amiss with her grandson and his "wife," Sofia resorts to trickery to see them repair their marriage by any means necessary. What started out as a silly ruse soon makes a wrong turn, and leaves Joe and Mel confused as to where they stand with each other. Meanwhile, Joe's nephew Marco makes the moves on Lennox. And Ryder enjoys being treated like a king until he's asked to perform a favor for the family.

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s03e15 What Happens in Jersey... (2) 2013-09-05 00:00

What Happens in Jersey... (2)

s03e15 · 2013-09-05 · 00:00

In failing health, Joe's grandmother Sofia begs him to come visit her one last time for her birthday, and to bring his beautiful wife Tiffany along. Since Joe never got around to telling "Nona" he and Tiffany got divorced, he's forced to beg Mel to pretend to be his trampy ex. Soon, Joe and Mel are on the road to Jersey with Lennox and Ryder tagging along. Once there, they meet Joe's colorful mother Gloria, his sister Theresa and the formidable Sofia. Sensing something is amiss with her grandson and his "wife," Sofia resorts to trickery to see them repair their marriage by any means necessary. What started out as a silly ruse soon makes a wrong turn, and leaves Joe and Mel confused as to where they stand with each other. Meanwhile, Joe's nephew Marco makes the moves on Lennox. And Ryder enjoys being treated like a king until he's asked to perform a favor for the family.

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s03e16 A New Kind of Christmas 2013-12-12 01:00

A New Kind of Christmas

s03e16 · 2013-12-12 · 01:00

Jaime Pressly drops by as Mel's sister Meredith, who comes home from prison on furlough to celebrate Christmas with the kids and Mel, and seems unruffled by Joe's obvious animosity towards her.

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s03e17 A Decent Proposal 2014-01-16 01:00

A Decent Proposal

s03e17 · 2014-01-16 · 01:00

In picking up where the summer cliff-hanger left off, Joe rushes home to tell Mel that he has feelings for her after their romantic night together in New Jersey. When he arrives, he's shocked to find Austin (guest star Trevor Donovan) has shown up and wants to give his relationship with Mel another try. Deciding he can't stay and watch them fall in love all over again, Joe quits. Meanwhile, Lennox plots to get Joe and Mel together and Ryder gets sick from his own cooking.

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s03e18 Independence Day 2014-01-23 01:00

Independence Day

s03e18 · 2014-01-23 · 01:00

Mel feels that it's a good idea for her and Joe to take things slow. Taking her literally, Joe finds another job, working so hard that they never have time to see each other. Meanwhile, Lennox is conflicted about putting her relationship with Zander on "Pause" when he asks her to collaborate with him on a comic book.

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s03e19 The New Deal 2014-01-30 01:00

The New Deal

s03e19 · 2014-01-30 · 01:00

Mel insists on Joe "courting" her, but soon becomes frustrated at their lack of time together. Desperate to spend time with him, Mel sneaks over to his new digs, where he works as a live-in nanny, risking getting him fired for a second time in as many weeks. Meanwhile, after witnessing a robbery, Ryder expects a hero's welcome, but is horrified to discover that his interview with the local news has been turned into a viral video called "I Peed My Pants."

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s03e20 Feel the Burn 2014-02-06 01:00

Feel the Burn

s03e20 · 2014-02-06 · 01:00

After winning an 8-course dining experience in a raffle, Mel decides to preemptively join an exercise boot camp to lose weight before she gorges on the gourmet meal. She talks Joe into teaching the class, but his harsh tactics get her booted out. Still fighting, they head to the restaurant to meet celebrity chef Malcolm Sunderland, who immediately butts heads with Joe over cooking styles. Meanwhile, Lennox and Zander attempt to sell their "Cassandra" web series.

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s03e21 Plus One 2014-02-13 01:00

Plus One

s03e21 · 2014-02-13 · 01:00

Mel takes Joe to a work dinner. Upon meeting the press, Joe starts to spout his-and Mel's-opinions on issues, which garners Mel bad press. Meanwhile, Ryder musters up the courage to ask his new Chem partner Stella out on a date.

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s03e22 House Broken 2014-02-27 01:00

House Broken

s03e22 · 2014-02-27 · 01:00

Mel tries to talk Joe into letting her get a dog, but he argues that he'll be the one stuck taking care of it. She adopts the mutt anyway - much to Joe's chagrin. But soon, "father and son" are inseparable, leaving Mel feeling left out. Meanwhile, Ryder finds himself spending more and more time with Stella's daughter, instead of Stella.

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s03e23 Couples Therapy 2014-03-06 01:00

Couples Therapy

s03e23 · 2014-03-06 · 01:00

Mel gets a reluctant Joe to agree to couple's therapy to work on their constant arguing. But she's completely caught off guard when the therapist turns out to be Joe's ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lennox is conflicted about dating her Teaching Assistant after Zander shows up on her porch

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s03e24 To Tell the Truth 2014-03-13 00:00

To Tell the Truth

s03e24 · 2014-03-13 · 00:00

Mel and Joe have a fun game night with married couple Nate and Gillian, whom they hope to remain good friends with. But then Nate tells Joey a big secret... that Joe in turn tells Mel... who then tells Gillian... Meanwhile, after flunking out of art school, Zander shows up begging Ryder to let him secretly hide out in the basement without Lennox knowing.

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s03e25 My Roof, My Rules 2014-03-20 00:00

My Roof, My Rules

s03e25 · 2014-03-20 · 00:00

When Mel and Joe discover Lennox is secretly dating her teaching assistant, Emerson, Joe talks Mel into putting her foot down and forbidding the relationship. But things don't go as planned, and Lennox ends up moving out... and into Emerson's apartment. Meanwhile, Ryder is stuck at the Canadian border after leaving his passport somewhere in the house.

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s03e26 The Chaperones 2014-03-27 00:00

The Chaperones

s03e26 · 2014-03-27 · 00:00

Mel and Joe are forced to chaperone Ryder's school dance, getting themselves kicked out by the Vice Principal for bad behavior. Meanwhile, Ryder contemplates breaking up with Stella but does an about-face after helping her nurse a sick Isabel.

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s03e27 I'll Cut You 2014-04-03 00:00

I'll Cut You

s03e27 · 2014-04-03 · 00:00

Mel is completely on Joe's side when he's involved in a hit and run, until she discovers the other driver is her beloved hairdresser, Calista. Meanwhile, Ryder tries to win Stella back with a grand romantic gesture during class much to the frustration of her teacher

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s03e28 Catch & Release 2014-04-10 00:00

Catch & Release

s03e28 · 2014-04-10 · 00:00

Against Mel's better judgment, Joe agrees to act as a wingman to his recently divorced friend Charlie when they go out to a bar. There, Joe meets Darcy who doesn't know he has a girlfriend. Meanwhile, Zander decides to move in with two female co-eds at his college, much to Lennox's chagrin.

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s03e29 Born to Run 2014-04-17 00:00

Born to Run

s03e29 · 2014-04-17 · 00:00

Mel's wild father comes to town to help Mel announce her state senate run. But when Joe teaches him about "selfies," he accidentally sends a racy photo to everyone involved in Mel's campaign, hurting her chances at winning. Meanwhile, Ryder tries to come up with a winning idea for his Entrepreneur's Club.

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s03e30 More than Roommates 2014-04-24 00:00

More than Roommates

s03e30 · 2014-04-24 · 00:00

Joe inherits his Nona Sophia's ugly chair - the one she died in - and can't wait to finally add a piece of his life into Mel's home. Mel, unfortunately, doesn't feel the same way and tries to find ways to get rid of the chair without hurting Joe's feelings. Meanwhile, Ryder pretends he's a college student to hook up with one of Zander's roommates, and Lennox and Zander dance around their hidden feelings for each other.

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s03e31 Accidents Will Happen 2014-05-01 00:00

Accidents Will Happen

s03e31 · 2014-05-01 · 00:00

Mel finds out some unexpected news from her doctor and has to choose the right time when to tell Joe. Ryder forms a study group with a huge mix of people. Lennox and Lander get their wires crossed.

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s03e32 Right Time, Right Place 2014-05-08 00:00

Right Time, Right Place

s03e32 · 2014-05-08 · 00:00

Mel plans the perfect wedding day for her friend Carrie. But when Carrie calls it off, Mel wonders if she should keep all the flowers, catering and venue for her and Joe. Meanwhile, Lennox helps Ryder lie on his resume to help him get a job.

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s03e33 Don't Look Back in Anger 2014-05-15 00:00

Don't Look Back in Anger

s03e33 · 2014-05-15 · 00:00

In a special clip episode, Mel and Joe meet with a counselor to discuss their relationship. As they look back on their years together, they quickly decide that honesty is not the best policy.

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s03e34 Uninvited 2014-05-29 00:00

Uninvited

s03e34 · 2014-05-29 · 00:00

Mel is annoyed when Joe's mom unexpectedly turns up. Joe is more annoyed when his brother also shows up expecting somewhere to stay.

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s03e35 You're the One That I Want 2014-06-05 00:00

You're the One That I Want

s03e35 · 2014-06-05 · 00:00

Joe accidentally sees Mel in her wedding dress. While at his bachelor party, one of his guests ends up seriously injured. Marco makes a move on Lennox. Mel's father is nowhere to be found.

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s03e36 Maybe I'm Amazed 2014-06-12 00:00

Maybe I'm Amazed

s03e36 · 2014-06-12 · 00:00

Joe receives some shocking news from Mel during their wedding and he is.

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s03e37 At Last 2014-06-19 00:00

At Last

s03e37 · 2014-06-19 · 00:00

Joe doesn't ask Mel, before asking his family to move in with them. Marco and Zander both try and win over Lennox. Ryder earns a credential from an online course.

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s03e00 Family Feud Date unavailable Time unavailable

Family Feud

s03e00 · Date unavailable · Time unavailable

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