It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

s03e01 The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby 2007-09-14 02:00 ⌄

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The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby

s03e01 · 2007-09-14 · 02:00

Dennis, Dee and Mac find a baby in a Dumpster, and Dee and Mac decide to raise him. They also decide to use him to raise some cash. Meanwhile, Dennis joins an environmental-activist group, and isn't exactly welcomed with open arms. But he finds a way to take revenge. And Charlie wants Frank to take a DNA test to determine whether they're father and son. Frank won't do that, but he's happy to join Charlie on Dumpster-diving expeditions.

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s03e02 The Gang Gets Invincible 2007-09-14 02:30 ⌄

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The Gang Gets Invincible

s03e02 · 2007-09-14 · 02:30

Mac, Dennis and Dee try out for the Philadelphia Eagles, but seem more interested in outdoing each other. Also trying out for the team is Doyle McPoyle, a brother of the gang's archenemies, Ryan and Liam McPoyle. The entire McPoyle clan shows up to cheer Doyle on, which is not good news for fellow tailgaters Frank and Charlie.

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s03e03 Dennis and Dee's Mom is Dead 2007-09-21 02:00 ⌄

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Dennis and Dee's Mom is Dead

s03e03 · 2007-09-21 · 02:00

Dennis and Dee's abrasive mother has died, and the bad news is that she stiffed them in her will, leaving all her money to her humanitarian paramour, Bruce Mathis. But at least Dennis got her house. It's a 'party mansion,' and that's how he intends to use it.

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s03e04 The Gang Gets Held Hostage 2007-09-21 02:30 ⌄

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The Gang Gets Held Hostage

s03e04 · 2007-09-21 · 02:30

The McPoyles invade Paddy's and take the gang hostage, demanding $100,000, a gassed-up boat and a reversible Planet Hollywood jacket. Meanwhile, Frank is crawling through the ductwork above Paddy's, searching for his will, when Liam McPoyle turns up the heat.

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s03e05 The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo 2007-09-28 02:00 ⌄

The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo

s03e05 · 2007-09-28 · 02:00

Dee gets a rude awakening when she discovers that 'Fatty Magoo,' an overweight loser from her high-school class, is now a svelte, successful clothing-store owner. So Dee decides to design a dress for her, but Dennis decides that he's the better designer. He also knows that he has the charm to sell it to Fatty.

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s03e06 The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation 2007-09-28 02:30 ⌄

The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation

s03e06 · 2007-09-28 · 02:30

The gang declares war on a Korean restaurateur who threatens to bump Paddy's from its coveted and profitable spot on the city's annual pub crawl. Meanwhile, Dee is determined to hold a talent show, primarily because she wants to win it.

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s03e07 The Gang Sells Out 2007-10-05 02:00 ⌄

The Gang Sells Out

s03e07 · 2007-10-05 · 02:00

The gang agrees to sell Paddy's after getting an offer that's too good to turn down. Problem is, Dee and Charlie, who aren't partners, must get real jobs. Members of Frank's 'gang,' the Yellow Jacket Boys, are played by members of the doo-wop group The Mighty Echoes, who perform.

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s03e08 Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire 2007-10-05 02:30 ⌄

Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire

s03e08 · 2007-10-05 · 02:30

The gang want to become local celebrities, so Mac and Charlie create their own newscast on a public-access channel, while Dennis and Dee set out to make a splash on the club scene.

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s03e09 Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person 2007-10-12 02:00 ⌄

Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person

s03e09 · 2007-10-12 · 02:00

Dee dates a famous local rapper and it could turn out to be true love, even though he might be mentally challenged. In any event, his success inspires Mac, Dennis, Charlie and Frank to start their own band.

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s03e10 Mac is a Serial Killer 2007-10-19 02:00 ⌄

Mac is a Serial Killer

s03e10 · 2007-10-19 · 02:00

Mac has been acting strangely, leading Frank, Dennis and Dee to believe that he's the serial killer who has been terrorizing Philadelphia. So they set out to catch him, but for Dennis and Dee, that means they must first learn to think like serial killers themselves. Frank, meanwhile, is content to let a chainsaw do his thinking for him.

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s03e11 Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender 2007-10-26 02:00 ⌄

Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender

s03e11 · 2007-10-26 · 02:00

Dennis is mistaken for a recently released child molester; Mac tries to bond with his ex-con father, who can't take his eyes off a creeped-out Dee; and Frank moves out of the apartment he's been sharing with Charlie, and moves in with Charlie's mother.

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s03e12 The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 1 2007-11-02 02:00 ⌄

The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 1

s03e12 · 2007-11-02 · 02:00

A misunderstanding with the mob over a set of speakers and a stash of cocaine prompts Dennis to hire himself out as a male escort. It's that, or he and the rest of the gang will get whacked.

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s03e13 The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2 2007-11-02 02:00 ⌄

The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2

s03e13 · 2007-11-02 · 02:00

A now-homeless Father Mara is employed to sell drugs on the street while Dennis embarks on life as a gigolo; and Mac tries to join the mob.

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s03e14 Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City 2007-11-09 03:00 ⌄

Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City

s03e14 · 2007-11-09 · 03:00

To rid their neighborhood of undesirables, Mac and Dee become vigilantes, and Frank and Dennis impersonate police officers. They enjoy the feeling of power this gives them...perhaps too much.

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s03e15 The Gang Dances Their Asses Off 2007-11-16 03:00 ⌄

The Gang Dances Their Asses Off

s03e15 · 2007-11-16 · 03:00

Season 3 ends as Charlie inadvertently puts Paddy's up as the grand prize in a dance marathon. The gang must then win the competition to keep the bar.

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