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Children Ruin Everything

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Children Ruin Everything is one couple's efforts to reclaim a piece of their old lives which are continually thwarted by their young children in surprising and absurd ways. But somewhere in the toy-filled, pee-stained wreckage of what they once had, they find a new life that's pretty good, too.

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s04e16 · 2025-02-28

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Episode guide

16 this season · 50 total
s02e01 Sleep 2022-09-19 23:00

Sleep

s02e01 · 2022-09-19 · 23:00

With a new baby refusing to sleep and a return to the office looming for Astrid, she and James consider desperate measures.

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s02e02 Friends 2022-09-26 23:00

Friends

s02e02 · 2022-09-26 · 23:00

Feeling like parenthood has eroded her friendships, Astrid jumps at a playdate, and James attempts to keep his own commitments.

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s02e03 Dignity 2022-10-03 23:00

Dignity

s02e03 · 2022-10-03 · 23:00

Astrid tries to reconnect with her younger colleagues, while James struggles to follow the urologist's orders after a surgery.

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s02e04 Screen Time 2022-10-10 23:00

Screen Time

s02e04 · 2022-10-10 · 23:00

Astrid and James impose a family screen ban, but getting work done while following their own rules proves harder than expected.

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s02e05 Privacy 2022-10-17 23:00

Privacy

s02e05 · 2022-10-17 · 23:00

As Astrid and Dawn try to discover what their mom is hiding from them, James recruits family members to help pitch a new product at work.

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s02e06 Fairness 2022-10-24 23:00

Fairness

s02e06 · 2022-10-24 · 23:00

Nisha announces her retirement from being default babysitter, while an opportunity at James' work causes a rift between their kids.

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s02e07 Identity 2022-11-08 00:00

Identity

s02e07 · 2022-11-08 · 00:00

As their kids start to define who they are, Astrid and James must navigate how their own pasts shape what they pass down to their children.

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s02e08 Each Other 2022-11-15 00:00

Each Other

s02e08 · 2022-11-15 · 00:00

When their son Felix's best friend moves away, Astrid and James try and help Felix make a new friend, but a sleepover soon has them questioning if Felix's potential new bestie might be a bad influence on their son.

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s02e09 Teamwork 2022-11-29 00:00

Teamwork

s02e09 · 2022-11-29 · 00:00

As Astrid and James prepare to celebrate a special occasion, their ‘hook-up-aversary', all that stands between them and a much-needed night together is getting their kids to bed. From a pillow fight turned too rough to a baby that will not sleep, their simple plan of re-watching the bad movie that first brought them together is thrown into jeopardy. When Astrid's sister's husband, Bo, shows up at their door following a fight with his wife, it quickly becomes clear that this hook-up-aversary will not be anything like they planned.

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s02e10 Me Time 2022-12-06 00:00

Me Time

s02e10 · 2022-12-06 · 00:00

Running an errand, Astrid gets some much-needed alone time, but she might be on borrowed time before the chaos of her house finds her.

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s02e11 Money 2023-01-10 00:00

Money

s02e11 · 2023-01-10 · 00:00

When an unexpected expense puts Astrid and James over their budget, they must attempt to tighten their belts while still keeping a promise.

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s02e12 Weekends 2023-01-24 00:00

Weekends

s02e12 · 2023-01-24 · 00:00

With their lives getting increasing hectic, Astrid and James decide a family daytrip might be the thing that will help them all reconnect.

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s02e13 Arguments 2023-01-31 00:00

Arguments

s02e13 · 2023-01-31 · 00:00

Reaching a tipping point, Astrid and James need to vent about their growing list of grievances toward one another.

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s02e14 Expectations 2023-02-07 00:00

Expectations

s02e14 · 2023-02-07 · 00:00

A new house means new beginnings, but to have the fresh start they envision, Astrid and James will have to confront both their families.

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s02e15 Momentum 2023-02-14 00:00

Momentum

s02e15 · 2023-02-14 · 00:00

As they desperately attempt to get out of their house for the day, Astrid and James are forced to confront Viv's fear of change.

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s02e16 Parenting 2023-02-21 00:00

Parenting

s02e16 · 2023-02-21 · 00:00

When Astrid and James get called in to school, they find themselves wrestling with their competing philosophies on raising their kids.

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